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    My name is Lance. I am a NYC stand-up comedian. I also write and act in things. I really like it. This is my website related to all that jazz. I hope you enjoy your stay here. Then go eat something delicious. You deserve it.

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Comedy Central Corporate Retreat – TONIGHT!

Tonight, Brendan Fitzgibbons and I will be opening for our buddy, one of the best in the biz, the great David Angelo. Come rock with us! – TICKETS HERE

New York City is gross…

Two jokes from last night at Broadway Comedy Club. Filmed by the great Ron Barba on October 3rd, 2017.

Weiss on Sirius XM from 4-5pm today!

I’ll be throwin’ in some Weiss-isms during the 4-5pm hour. Check it!

Office Etiquette

New sketch out by my man Nick Callas, starring tons of great peeps. I play Richard toward the end. Check it!

Weiss on Instagram!

Free Comedy Show - Wednesday Night @ 9pm! @luckyjacksnyc. #freestandupcomedy #freecomedy #standupcomics #standup #standupcomedy #comedyshow #comedy #comedians #standupcomedians #nyc #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #manhattan #les #lesevents #arts #nycarts #nycartscene #gothamcity #funny #haha #funnypeople #nightlife #nycevents #funthingstodoinnyc #free #entertainment #showbiz #love #fun
New York City Midtown Sundown. Inspired by the great @mheckerling. #nyc #sunset #midtown #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #manhattan #sun #clouds #buildings #skyscrapers #art #broadway #gothamcity #gotham
Working on a fun project with my peeps @adamglyn, @dhirshon and @shaq. #shaq #shaquilleoneal #tv #film #shaqtin #shaqtinafool #nyc #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #manhattan #arts #business #nba #basketball #fun #sports #models
Yo, check out my man @laughingvlad on EntreNos tonight premiering on HBO Latino! Vlad crushes it in this thing. Awesome night with great peeps. #hbo #hbolatino #nyc #chelseacinepolis #cheslea #manhattan #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #hbopremiere #comedy #funny #hollywood #entrenos #laughingvlad #tonight #entertainment #showbiz #nycarts #nycartscene
Gandhi Show Hang! #comedy #standupcomics #comedians #standup #standupcomedy #nyc #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #les #manhattan #arts #nycarts #nycartscene #showbiz #funny #friends #peeps #fun #laughs #downtown #artists #funnypeople #joy
Tonight @ 930pm @carolinesonbway. Gandhi Show with @therealdcbenny @rob88cantrell @leahbonnema @adamglyn @placesitookashitthisyear @the_brendanfitzgibbons @lanceweisscomedy and Justin Williams. Use code GANDHI at checkout for $10 tix! Carolines.com  #comedyshow #standupcomics #standup #funny #manhattan #midtown #arts #nycarts #nycartscene #entertainment #nightlife #showbiz #tonight
Yo, it's all about branding. #theweiss #weiss
I have an unreal amount of train travel today. NYC to NJ, NJ to NYC, NYC to CT and CT back to NYC. Either lots of posts coming or no posts at all. Showbiz baby! #trains #showbiz #commute #nyc #newyork #newjersey #connecticut #nj #njtransit #metronorth #ct #arts #comedy #standup #weiss
You can never stop promoting. Putting my business card up on the community board. Shot by the great @adookie. This photo was her idea actually. #showbiz
A little backstage hang! Gandhi Show @ucbtny East Village! Michael Kanye not pictured because he was currently onstage rockin' it! Also, the great Luke Thayer was with us backstage as well but he left. I mean what a biz! #ucb #ucbtheatre #nyc #arts #nycarts #nycartscene #comedians #comedy #comedyshow #peeps #fun #eastvillage #newyork #funny #haha #showbiz
My former roommate and buddy @freeflowingsalt rockin' it on Gandhi Show last night. She just moved back to NYC and you can catch her playing all over the place. She's the best all around! #nyc #music #les #arts #nycarts #nycartscene #entertainment #guitar #singing #newyork
Tonight @ 9pm! Gandhishow.com. Lucky Jacks Bar. 129 Orchard St. NYC! #freestandupfestival freestandupfestival2017 #freethingstodo #freecomedy #standupcomics #standup #comedy #comedyshow #nycarts #nyc #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #manhattan #nycartscene #funny #haha #tonight #showbiz #fun #awesome #love

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