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    My name is Lance. I am a NYC stand-up comedian. I also write and act in things. I really like it. This is my website related to all that jazz. I hope you enjoy your stay here. Then go eat something delicious. You deserve it.

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Boston Shows – This Weekend!

Boston Peeps! – I’m coming back to Boston and will be performing with the great Mike Donovan Friday and Saturday @ 8:00pm. Come party with us!

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Comedy Central Corporate Retreat – TONIGHT!

Tonight, Brendan Fitzgibbons and I will be opening for our buddy, one of the best in the biz, the great David Angelo. Come rock with us! – TICKETS HERE

New York City is gross…

Two jokes from last night at Broadway Comedy Club. Filmed by the great Ron Barba on October 3rd, 2017.

Weiss on Sirius XM from 4-5pm today!

I’ll be throwin’ in some Weiss-isms during the 4-5pm hour. Check it!

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Sometimes in comedy (and life!) you got to do it your own way. Pic by the great @adamglyn.

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This is life right now.

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If you know anything about stand-up comedy, you know ROB CANTRELL is one of the best in the game. I'll go in the room every time to watch him.
Hanging with my man @mikebocchetti. He's the best!!!! #newyorkcomedyclub #nyc #nycarts #manhattan #comedy #comedians #standupcomics #funnypeople #showbiz #nycartscene #kale
Awesome time on Barry Ribs Newark Show. Great crew!

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On NJ Transit with my buddy Katharyn to our bud Barry Ribs show in Newark! #newark #pennstation #pennstationnyc #pennstationnewark #comedy #nyc #manhattan #newjersey #trains #commute #comedians #standupcomics
Hanging with the best in the biz! Also, it's our pal Seaton Smith's birthday! Hooray!!! #comedy #comedians #showbiz
Getting ready for Saturday Night!!!!! #comedy #comedian #showbiz #nycarts
Sky, Hirshon, Weiss. #Showbiz
Hanging with my buddy Camille. She's real nice; great human.
Currently eating a burrito in wall st. This is my view. Showbiz and Guac. Veggie burrito, no dairy, yeeeaah!!! #burritos #downtown #whatapost #yes #nyc #nycnightlife #nycarts #showbiz #weiss
WASHINGTON, DC - TONIGHT!!!! Portrait by my man Craig Mahoney.

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