• Hello!

    My name is Lance. I am a NYC stand-up comedian. I also write and act in things. I really like it. This is my website related to all that jazz. I hope you enjoy your stay here. Then go eat something delicious. You deserve it.

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Boston Shows – This Weekend!

Boston Peeps! – I’m coming back to Boston and will be performing with the great Mike Donovan Friday and Saturday @ 8:00pm. Come party with us!

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Comedy Central Corporate Retreat – TONIGHT!

Tonight, Brendan Fitzgibbons and I will be opening for our buddy, one of the best in the biz, the great David Angelo. Come rock with us! – TICKETS HERE

New York City is gross…

Two jokes from last night at Broadway Comedy Club. Filmed by the great Ron Barba on October 3rd, 2017.

Weiss on Sirius XM from 4-5pm today!

I’ll be throwin’ in some Weiss-isms during the 4-5pm hour. Check it!

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Hanging with my comedy peeps Julia and LaTice. Awesome! #comedians #comedyshow #comedy #standupcomics #standup #love #fun #greenpoint #brooklyn #brooklynarts #liveinthenow #showbiz #nycarts #nycnightlife
Saturday Night in Highland, NY! 8pm @badseedcider. Come party with us. Tix  at gandishow.com.

#comedy #highland #poughkeepsie #hudsonvalleyarts #hudson #hudsonvalley #upstateny #newpaltz #metronorth #standupcomics #standup #standupcomedians #standupcomedy #nycarts #nyarts #empirestate #fall #fallfun #hudsonvalleyevents #thisweekend #fun #funny #haha #badseedcider #newburgh #fishkill
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LAST GANDHI SHOW @luckyjacksnyc. Tonight @ 9pm! Gandhishow.com. Free Comedy Show and After Party! Come rock it out with us tonight. All are welcome!  #freestandupcomedy #freecomedy #tonight #nyc #nycarts #nycartscene #manhattan #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #lesevents #les #comedy #comedyshow #nycevents #funthingstodoinnyc #funnypeople #funny #comedians #comics #standupcomics #standupcomedians #haha #finale #eastvillage #gotham #love #joy #party
Family of Three. New show. Working the biz with my pals @matthewazark and @lizmiele. Super fun time with my pals @convicts. #nyc #nycarts #greenpoint #brooklyn #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #showbiz #entertainment #nycartscene #brooklynarts #comics #comedians #standupcomics #standupcomedians #shoots #onset #modelo #fun #convicts #convictsnyc #camera #hustle #work #funny #funnypeople #haha #cheerios #cereal #almondmilk #joy
Hanging with my bros at my favorite comedy club @carolinesonbway !
New York City Midtown Sundown. Inspired by the great @mheckerling. #nyc #sunset #midtown #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #manhattan #sun #clouds #buildings #skyscrapers #art #broadway #gothamcity #gotham
Working on a fun project with my peeps @adamglyn, @dhirshon and @shaq. #shaq #shaquilleoneal #tv #film #shaqtin #shaqtinafool #nyc #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #manhattan #arts #business #nba #basketball #fun #sports #models
Yo, check out my man @laughingvlad on EntreNos tonight premiering on HBO Latino! Vlad crushes it in this thing. Awesome night with great peeps. #hbo #hbolatino #nyc #chelseacinepolis #cheslea #manhattan #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #hbopremiere #comedy #funny #hollywood #entrenos #laughingvlad #tonight #entertainment #showbiz #nycarts #nycartscene
Gandhi Show Hang! #comedy #standupcomics #comedians #standup #standupcomedy #nyc #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #les #manhattan #arts #nycarts #nycartscene #showbiz #funny #friends #peeps #fun #laughs #downtown #artists #funnypeople #joy
Tonight @ 930pm @carolinesonbway. Gandhi Show with @therealdcbenny @rob88cantrell @leahbonnema @adamglyn @placesitookashitthisyear @the_brendanfitzgibbons @lanceweisscomedy and Justin Williams. Use code GANDHI at checkout for $10 tix! Carolines.com  #comedyshow #standupcomics #standup #funny #manhattan #midtown #arts #nycarts #nycartscene #entertainment #nightlife #showbiz #tonight
Yo, it's all about branding. #theweiss #weiss

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