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    My name is Lance. I am a NYC stand-up comedian. I also write and act in things. I really like it. This is my website related to all that jazz. I hope you enjoy your stay here. Then go eat something delicious. You deserve it.

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Podcast: Online Dating (and a photo that looks like I’m a used car salesman)

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Check out this podcast I did back in August with my man Justin McClure on online dating. He runs a super cool podcast on the subject and it’s pretty sweeeet!

Link to my episode here: http://www.onlinedatingdisasters.net/lance-weiss-episode/

Scooter Boys!

 
We’ve got a new Scooter Boys coming out soon! Catchup on the latest one above!
Also, check out all the episodes here:
http://scooterboys.tumblr.com/

On the Road – 5 days in MI and IN

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Dear Michigan and Indiana Peeps!

I am embarking on the ol’ Michigan and Indiana mini-tour this week. I’ve drawn a map with my route. I’ll be flying into Grand Rapids then driving upstate. My dots on the map aren’t exactly accurate, but it’s a decent depiction of the route. The red dots are the towns I’ll be performing in. Here are the exact shows:

Sept 18th – Village Pub – Pentwater, MI
Sept 19th – Leelanau Sands Casino – Peshabestown, MI
Sept 20th – Turtle Creek Casino – Williamsburg, MI
Sept 21st – Wisecrackers – Merrillville, IN
Sept 22nd – Wisecrackers – Merrillville, IN

I’m looking forward to this trip as I’m going to be visiting some spots I’ve never been before. If you’re in the hood and want to come out to a show, shoot me a message through the contact page. Or if you just want to grab a sandwich, that would be rad too. I love sandwiches.

New Podcast!

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I was a guest on Christian Polanco’s podcast a little while back.  He’s a great dude with a cool podcast.  Check it out HERE

Weiss on Instagram!

LINEUP = Tonight @ 9pm!!!!!! @luckyjacksnyc. Awesome standup comedy show!! GANDHISHOW.COM. 129 Orchard St. 9pm. NYC. #comedy #freecomedy #nyc #newyork #newyorkcity #nycarts #nycartscene #les #manhattan #showbiz #funny #haha #comedians #freethingstodo #entertainment #fun #comics #freethingstodoinnyc #downtown #summerfun #arts #Lowereastside #2017 #july
Sometimes I take pictures and don't post them because I get tired and I just want to enjoy the present time. I'm doing my best to not live on my phone when I'm hanging out with actual people having a fun time. Here is a pic I took a while back with some killer peeps. Great crew here. Love these bros. #comedy #nyc #nyccomedy #nycarts #nycartscene #standup #standupcomedy #showbiz #macdougal #fun #bros #comedians
Hanging with my peeps. #rowayton #rowaytonct #norwalk #comedy #standup #standupcomedy
Hanging with these funny peeps! Bitches Brew Comedy Show is awesome!!! #nyc #nyccomedy #nycartscene #nycarts #comedy #comedyevents #brooklyn
Summer. #nyc #brooklyn #greenpoint #beers #sunset #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #boats #photography
Gandhi Show Comedy Crew @ucbtny #nyc #standup #standupcomedy #manhattan #comedy #newyorkcity🗽 #newyork #LES
Quick meeting with the bros. Lemon, Glyn, Weiss. #nyc #columbuscircle, #manhattan #newyorkcity🗽 #newyork
"Donuts with my dude" at my niece Maggie's school. We crushed it this morning.
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Tonight's Gandhi Show featured these 3 comedy legends. Absolute best of the best. Pick out any combination of comics, you can't beat these 3, you can only match it. DC Benny. Greer Barnes. Judah Friedlander. Very awesome. #gandhishow #luckyjacksbar #nyc #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #funny #haha #manhattan #newyorkcity🗽
Legends and Up-n-comers. If you know comedy you know it can't get funnier than these 2 beasts. Greer Barnes. DC Benny. Brendan Fitzgibbons. Lance Weiss. #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #arts #nyc #entertainment #showbiz #les #luckyjacksbar #haha #funniestdudesonplanetearth
Just picked up my copy of @surfer_magazine to support the crew. @toddglaser @kellyslater Awesome!!!!!

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