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Podcast: Online Dating (and a photo that looks like I’m a used car salesman)

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Check out this podcast I did back in August with my man Justin McClure on online dating. He runs a super cool podcast on the subject and it’s pretty sweeeet!

Link to my episode here: http://www.onlinedatingdisasters.net/lance-weiss-episode/

Scooter Boys!

We’ve got a new Scooter Boys coming out soon! Catchup on the latest one above!
Also, check out all the episodes here:

On the Road – 5 days in MI and IN


Dear Michigan and Indiana Peeps!

I am embarking on the ol’ Michigan and Indiana mini-tour this week. I’ve drawn a map with my route. I’ll be flying into Grand Rapids then driving upstate. My dots on the map aren’t exactly accurate, but it’s a decent depiction of the route. The red dots are the towns I’ll be performing in. Here are the exact shows:

Sept 18th – Village Pub – Pentwater, MI
Sept 19th – Leelanau Sands Casino – Peshabestown, MI
Sept 20th – Turtle Creek Casino – Williamsburg, MI
Sept 21st – Wisecrackers – Merrillville, IN
Sept 22nd – Wisecrackers – Merrillville, IN

I’m looking forward to this trip as I’m going to be visiting some spots I’ve never been before. If you’re in the hood and want to come out to a show, shoot me a message through the contact page. Or if you just want to grab a sandwich, that would be rad too. I love sandwiches.

New Podcast!

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I was a guest on Christian Polanco’s podcast a little while back.  He’s a great dude with a cool podcast.  Check it out HERE

Weiss on Instagram!

Three legendary comics take in a boxing match @barclayscenter. #boxing #comedy #russellpeters #barclayscenter #fightnight #brooklyn #nyc
Hanging with an awesome crew at Carolines the other night.
Tonight @ 930pm! GRAB THEM BY THE POLITICS @carolinesonbway #comedy #nyc #funny #midtown #politics #trump #antitrump #makenylaugh #thursdaybreak #seanspicer #mikepence
Princeton, NJ #princeton
The Crew at Princeton, NJ's Catch A Rising Star. #showbiz
Princeton, NJ
Princeton, NJ
Last night's "Gandhi, Is That You?" had awesome sets from the great Greer Barnes and Judah Friendlander. Best of the best! 
Gandhishow.com. Every Weds @ 9pm @ Lucky Jacks Bar. NYC.

#nyc #comedy #les #standup
Train view somewhere in CT.
BOSTON! #boston #downtownboston
My first Clay Pot Rice. Classic Salted Chicken and Chinese Sausage. #boston
Boston. #boston


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