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    My name is Lance. I am a NYC stand-up comedian. I also write and act in things. I really like it. This is my website related to all that jazz. I hope you enjoy your stay here. Then go eat something delicious. You deserve it.

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Podcast: Online Dating (and a photo that looks like I’m a used car salesman)

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Check out this podcast I did back in August with my man Justin McClure on online dating. He runs a super cool podcast on the subject and it’s pretty sweeeet!

Link to my episode here: http://www.onlinedatingdisasters.net/lance-weiss-episode/

Scooter Boys!

 
We’ve got a new Scooter Boys coming out soon! Catchup on the latest one above!
Also, check out all the episodes here:
http://scooterboys.tumblr.com/

On the Road – 5 days in MI and IN

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Dear Michigan and Indiana Peeps!

I am embarking on the ol’ Michigan and Indiana mini-tour this week. I’ve drawn a map with my route. I’ll be flying into Grand Rapids then driving upstate. My dots on the map aren’t exactly accurate, but it’s a decent depiction of the route. The red dots are the towns I’ll be performing in. Here are the exact shows:

Sept 18th – Village Pub – Pentwater, MI
Sept 19th – Leelanau Sands Casino – Peshabestown, MI
Sept 20th – Turtle Creek Casino – Williamsburg, MI
Sept 21st – Wisecrackers – Merrillville, IN
Sept 22nd – Wisecrackers – Merrillville, IN

I’m looking forward to this trip as I’m going to be visiting some spots I’ve never been before. If you’re in the hood and want to come out to a show, shoot me a message through the contact page. Or if you just want to grab a sandwich, that would be rad too. I love sandwiches.

New Podcast!

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I was a guest on Christian Polanco’s podcast a little while back.  He’s a great dude with a cool podcast.  Check it out HERE

Weiss on Instagram!

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Yo, check out my man @laughingvlad on EntreNos tonight premiering on HBO Latino! Vlad crushes it in this thing. Awesome night with great peeps. #hbo #hbolatino #nyc #chelseacinepolis #cheslea #manhattan #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #hbopremiere #comedy #funny #hollywood #entrenos #laughingvlad #tonight #entertainment #showbiz #nycarts #nycartscene
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Tonight @ 930pm @carolinesonbway. Gandhi Show with @therealdcbenny @rob88cantrell @leahbonnema @adamglyn @placesitookashitthisyear @the_brendanfitzgibbons @lanceweisscomedy and Justin Williams. Use code GANDHI at checkout for $10 tix! Carolines.com  #comedyshow #standupcomics #standup #funny #manhattan #midtown #arts #nycarts #nycartscene #entertainment #nightlife #showbiz #tonight
Yo, it's all about branding. #theweiss #weiss
I have an unreal amount of train travel today. NYC to NJ, NJ to NYC, NYC to CT and CT back to NYC. Either lots of posts coming or no posts at all. Showbiz baby! #trains #showbiz #commute #nyc #newyork #newjersey #connecticut #nj #njtransit #metronorth #ct #arts #comedy #standup #weiss
You can never stop promoting. Putting my business card up on the community board. Shot by the great @adookie. This photo was her idea actually. #showbiz
A little backstage hang! Gandhi Show @ucbtny East Village! Michael Kanye not pictured because he was currently onstage rockin' it! Also, the great Luke Thayer was with us backstage as well but he left. I mean what a biz! #ucb #ucbtheatre #nyc #arts #nycarts #nycartscene #comedians #comedy #comedyshow #peeps #fun #eastvillage #newyork #funny #haha #showbiz
My former roommate and buddy @freeflowingsalt rockin' it on Gandhi Show last night. She just moved back to NYC and you can catch her playing all over the place. She's the best all around! #nyc #music #les #arts #nycarts #nycartscene #entertainment #guitar #singing #newyork
Tonight @ 9pm! Gandhishow.com. Lucky Jacks Bar. 129 Orchard St. NYC! #freestandupfestival freestandupfestival2017 #freethingstodo #freecomedy #standupcomics #standup #comedy #comedyshow #nycarts #nyc #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #manhattan #nycartscene #funny #haha #tonight #showbiz #fun #awesome #love

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