• Hello!

    My name is Lance. I am a NYC stand-up comedian. I also write and act in things. I really like it. This is my website related to all that jazz. I hope you enjoy your stay here. Then go eat something delicious. You deserve it.

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I’m on hulu!

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I am now on hulu! (and this is the face I make right before I make out with you) I’m in this episode for ComedyTime’s Quicklaffs. If you’re a standup fan, they have a bunch of cool clips from comedians from all over the country. Cool stuff at the links below:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/392965 (episode I’m in)
http://www.Comedytime.com
http://www.youtube.com/ComedyTimeDir
http://www.facebook.com/ComedyTimeTV

Podcast: Online Dating (and a photo that looks like I’m a used car salesman)

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Check out this podcast I did back in August with my man Justin McClure on online dating. He runs a super cool podcast on the subject and it’s pretty sweeeet!

Link to my episode here: http://www.onlinedatingdisasters.net/lance-weiss-episode/

Scooter Boys!

 
We’ve got a new Scooter Boys coming out soon! Catchup on the latest one above!
Also, check out all the episodes here:
http://scooterboys.tumblr.com/

On the Road – 5 days in MI and IN

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Dear Michigan and Indiana Peeps!

I am embarking on the ol’ Michigan and Indiana mini-tour this week. I’ve drawn a map with my route. I’ll be flying into Grand Rapids then driving upstate. My dots on the map aren’t exactly accurate, but it’s a decent depiction of the route. The red dots are the towns I’ll be performing in. Here are the exact shows:

Sept 18th – Village Pub – Pentwater, MI
Sept 19th – Leelanau Sands Casino – Peshabestown, MI
Sept 20th – Turtle Creek Casino – Williamsburg, MI
Sept 21st – Wisecrackers – Merrillville, IN
Sept 22nd – Wisecrackers – Merrillville, IN

I’m looking forward to this trip as I’m going to be visiting some spots I’ve never been before. If you’re in the hood and want to come out to a show, shoot me a message through the contact page. Or if you just want to grab a sandwich, that would be rad too. I love sandwiches.

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**TONIGHT @ 8PM - YONKERS, NY!** Awesome comedy show @empireccasino with @therealdcbenny, and @lanceweisscomedy. Empirecitycasino.com. #yonkers #yonkersny #comedy #empirecity #empirecitycasino #empirecasino #entertainment #standupcomics #standup #comedyshow #comedy #nystate #casino #fun #hudsonvalleyarts #hudsonvalleyny #hudsonvalley #westchester #westchesterny
Thursday, November 30th @ 9:30pm @carolinesonbway. Gandhi Show! Use discount code GANDHI at checkout for $10 tix! Carolines.com. #nycarts #nyccomedy #nyc #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #midtown #manhattan #arts #broadway #carolinesonbroadway #comics #comedians #funnypeople #funny #haha #fun #showbiz #nightlife #funthingstodo #funthingstodoinnyc #thursday #standupcomics #standupcomedians #standup #standupcomedy
Tonight 8pm & tomorrow 8pm & 10pm @catchprinceton with my pals @sethzog and @spericaa. Come rock with us! #comedyshow #comedy #princeton #newjersey #comics #thisweekend #standupcomics #standupcomedians #funnypeople #pals #fun #funny
Hanging with my comedy peeps Julia and LaTice. Awesome! #comedians #comedyshow #comedy #standupcomics #standup #love #fun #greenpoint #brooklyn #brooklynarts #liveinthenow #showbiz #nycarts #nycnightlife
Saturday Night in Highland, NY! 8pm @badseedcider. Come party with us. Tix  at gandishow.com.

#comedy #highland #poughkeepsie #hudsonvalleyarts #hudson #hudsonvalley #upstateny #newpaltz #metronorth #standupcomics #standup #standupcomedians #standupcomedy #nycarts #nyarts #empirestate #fall #fallfun #hudsonvalleyevents #thisweekend #fun #funny #haha #badseedcider #newburgh #fishkill
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LAST GANDHI SHOW @luckyjacksnyc. Tonight @ 9pm! Gandhishow.com. Free Comedy Show and After Party! Come rock it out with us tonight. All are welcome!  #freestandupcomedy #freecomedy #tonight #nyc #nycarts #nycartscene #manhattan #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #lesevents #les #comedy #comedyshow #nycevents #funthingstodoinnyc #funnypeople #funny #comedians #comics #standupcomics #standupcomedians #haha #finale #eastvillage #gotham #love #joy #party
Family of Three. New show. Working the biz with my pals @matthewazark and @lizmiele. Super fun time with my pals @convicts. #nyc #nycarts #greenpoint #brooklyn #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #showbiz #entertainment #nycartscene #brooklynarts #comics #comedians #standupcomics #standupcomedians #shoots #onset #modelo #fun #convicts #convictsnyc #camera #hustle #work #funny #funnypeople #haha #cheerios #cereal #almondmilk #joy
Hanging with my bros at my favorite comedy club @carolinesonbway !
New York City Midtown Sundown. Inspired by the great @mheckerling. #nyc #sunset #midtown #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #manhattan #sun #clouds #buildings #skyscrapers #art #broadway #gothamcity #gotham
Working on a fun project with my peeps @adamglyn, @dhirshon and @shaq. #shaq #shaquilleoneal #tv #film #shaqtin #shaqtinafool #nyc #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #manhattan #arts #business #nba #basketball #fun #sports #models
Yo, check out my man @laughingvlad on EntreNos tonight premiering on HBO Latino! Vlad crushes it in this thing. Awesome night with great peeps. #hbo #hbolatino #nyc #chelseacinepolis #cheslea #manhattan #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #hbopremiere #comedy #funny #hollywood #entrenos #laughingvlad #tonight #entertainment #showbiz #nycarts #nycartscene

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