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CNBC’s “Common Cents” – Episode 1

I was recently hired to write and host some man-on-the-street segments for CNBC’s “Common Cents”.  Here is episode one.  It’s been a ton of fun with a crew of awesome people.  More episodes will be posted in the future – HERE!

“Yelp, Yelp” – A Joke On The Site We All Love

My man Scotty Levell runs some of the most fun and awesome comedy shows I’ve ever done. He really cares about the shows, the atmosphere and vibe and making sure the comics and audience are always taken care of. It’s how you want comedy to be. I was lucky enough to be included on the lineup this past Saturday with some of my favorite comedians and friends. Here is a quick little joke from the show. Audio isn’t great, and the coloring was a bit funky, so I put it in black and white so it’s easier to see (actually kinda stylish and cool too!), and I’m going to start trying to release more content like this, just get more stuff out there.

Anywho, it’s a joke I’ve been working on for the past few months, and I think this is a pretty good representation of it overall. I always feel weird about putting jokes on the internet. You always want people to like it and it never feels like it’s good enough or ready. You always feel like you could have gotten a better version of it somehow. Hope you enjoy it and check out Scotty’s shows, just facebook “comedy commune”. They are an absolute blast. I present to you, the joke, “Yelp, Yelp” – The Weiss

Also, here is the Facebook version if you’d prefer to check it out HERE!

Lance Weiss & Matt Sky for Conde Nast’s The Scene

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My man Matt Sky and I recently took part in a Facebook Live Event for Conde Nast’s The Scene. It’s up to almost 6,000 views. It was a ton of fun. Got a few more scheduled as well. Check out the clip – HERE!

The New York Comedy Festival – November 1st – 6th, 2016

picThe New York Comedy Festival starts today and runs through the week with a whole bunch of really great SHOWS.  I’m fortunate and excited to be performing on two really awesome ones:

Wednesday, November 2nd @ 10pm with Judah Friedlander @ The Creek & The Cave

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Tickets here! – HERE!

Thursday, November 3rd @ 12 midnight – “Anyone Can Be President, Even Us”

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Tickets – HERE!

New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon


Last week I was a panel guest on my man Pat Dixon’s Show “New York City Crime Report.” It was a ton of fun with a bunch of funny people.  If you subscribe to Compound Media, you can login and check it out HERE!

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Lots of fun shows coming up in the next few weeks. Lanceweiss.com/shows for dates! #comedy #standup #weiss
TONIGHT! gandhishow.com. Free Comedy Show! Lucky Jacks Bar. 129 Orchard St., NYC. #freestandupcomedy #freethingstodo #freecomedy #nycarts #nycartscene #nyc #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #manhattan #LES #lesevents #comedy #comedyshow #comedians #standupcomics #standupcomedy #funny #haha #entertainment #nightlife
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Tribeca Comedy Club is bananas tonight. We're having a blast. Fuck Trump. We got all kinds of people here and we're loving life. My man Vincent James onstage bringing the heat right now. #comedy #standupcomics #standupcomedy #tribeca #laughs #fun #love #tribeca #friday #fridaynight #fun #manhattan #nycarts #nyc #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #rightnow #love
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