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    My name is Lance. I am a NYC stand-up comedian. I also write and act in things. I really like it. This is my website related to all that jazz. I hope you enjoy your stay here. Then go eat something delicious. You deserve it.

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New sketch out by my man Nick Callas, starring tons of great peeps. I play Richard toward the end. Check it!

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Currently eating a burrito in wall st. This is my view. Showbiz and Guac. Veggie burrito, no dairy, yeeeaah!!! #burritos #downtown #whatapost #yes #nyc #nycnightlife #nycarts #showbiz #weiss
WASHINGTON, DC - TONIGHT!!!! Portrait by my man Craig Mahoney.

#comedy #standup #entertainment #nationscapital #dupontcircle #dupont #washingtondc #districtofcolumbia #showbiz #dcarts #dcartscene #fun #standupcomedy #dc #friday #fridayfun #weekend
**TONIGHT @ 8PM - YONKERS, NY!** Awesome comedy show @empireccasino with @therealdcbenny, and @lanceweisscomedy. Empirecitycasino.com. #yonkers #yonkersny #comedy #empirecity #empirecitycasino #empirecasino #entertainment #standupcomics #standup #comedyshow #comedy #nystate #casino #fun #hudsonvalleyarts #hudsonvalleyny #hudsonvalley #westchester #westchesterny
Thursday, November 30th @ 9:30pm @carolinesonbway. Gandhi Show! Use discount code GANDHI at checkout for $10 tix! Carolines.com. #nycarts #nyccomedy #nyc #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #midtown #manhattan #arts #broadway #carolinesonbroadway #comics #comedians #funnypeople #funny #haha #fun #showbiz #nightlife #funthingstodo #funthingstodoinnyc #thursday #standupcomics #standupcomedians #standup #standupcomedy
Tonight 8pm & tomorrow 8pm & 10pm @catchprinceton with my pals @sethzog and @spericaa. Come rock with us! #comedyshow #comedy #princeton #newjersey #comics #thisweekend #standupcomics #standupcomedians #funnypeople #pals #fun #funny
Hanging with my comedy peeps Julia and LaTice. Awesome! #comedians #comedyshow #comedy #standupcomics #standup #love #fun #greenpoint #brooklyn #brooklynarts #liveinthenow #showbiz #nycarts #nycnightlife
Saturday Night in Highland, NY! 8pm @badseedcider. Come party with us. Tix  at gandishow.com.

#comedy #highland #poughkeepsie #hudsonvalleyarts #hudson #hudsonvalley #upstateny #newpaltz #metronorth #standupcomics #standup #standupcomedians #standupcomedy #nycarts #nyarts #empirestate #fall #fallfun #hudsonvalleyevents #thisweekend #fun #funny #haha #badseedcider #newburgh #fishkill
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LAST GANDHI SHOW @luckyjacksnyc. Tonight @ 9pm! Gandhishow.com. Free Comedy Show and After Party! Come rock it out with us tonight. All are welcome!  #freestandupcomedy #freecomedy #tonight #nyc #nycarts #nycartscene #manhattan #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #lesevents #les #comedy #comedyshow #nycevents #funthingstodoinnyc #funnypeople #funny #comedians #comics #standupcomics #standupcomedians #haha #finale #eastvillage #gotham #love #joy #party
Family of Three. New show. Working the biz with my pals @matthewazark and @lizmiele. Super fun time with my pals @convicts. #nyc #nycarts #greenpoint #brooklyn #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #showbiz #entertainment #nycartscene #brooklynarts #comics #comedians #standupcomics #standupcomedians #shoots #onset #modelo #fun #convicts #convictsnyc #camera #hustle #work #funny #funnypeople #haha #cheerios #cereal #almondmilk #joy
Hanging with my bros at my favorite comedy club @carolinesonbway !
New York City Midtown Sundown. Inspired by the great @mheckerling. #nyc #sunset #midtown #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #manhattan #sun #clouds #buildings #skyscrapers #art #broadway #gothamcity #gotham

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