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Washington, DC: December 30 – January 1st!

**WASHINGTON, DC PEEPS!**

I’m headed down to DC tomorrow to do 4 shows over the holiday weekend. DC is always a special place for me as it’s where I learned about and started comedy. I respect the scene there tremendously. The comics that come out of DC are always some of the best around, and I learn from them every time I go back. Many of my oldest comedy friends are peeps I met almost 12 years ago there. It’s probably where I’m gonna eventually finish comedy several decades from now too. I haven’t been to our nation’s capital in a little while, and I’m trying to get into the city before homeboy gets in there and wrecks the place to pieces. I’m doing 4 really fun shows, and I’m real excited about them. Would love to see and hang with old friends and meet new ones as always. Can’t wait. Let’s do it! Happy New Year!!!!

Shows and Links:

Friday, December 30th:
10:00pm – Arlington Drafthouse Green Room
http://www.arlingtondrafthouse.com/drafthouse/event.aspx?eid=1412

11:30pm – Big Hunt
http://www.undergroundcomedydc.com/big-hunt.html

Saturday, December 31st:
9:00pm – partying all night
http://downtowncountdown.net/washington-dc/parties_washington-dc-hilton_1919-connecticut-ave-nw-washington-dc

Sunday, January 1st:
8:00pm – Wonderland Ballroom
http://www.thewonderlandballroom.com/event/underground-comedy-wonderland-ballroom/2017-01-01/

CNBC’s “Common Cents” – Episode 1

I was recently hired to write and host some man-on-the-street segments for CNBC’s “Common Cents”.  Here is episode one.  It’s been a ton of fun with a crew of awesome people.  More episodes will be posted in the future – HERE!

“Yelp, Yelp” – A Joke On The Site We All Love

My man Scotty Levell runs some of the most fun and awesome comedy shows I’ve ever done. He really cares about the shows, the atmosphere and vibe and making sure the comics and audience are always taken care of. It’s how you want comedy to be. I was lucky enough to be included on the lineup this past Saturday with some of my favorite comedians and friends. Here is a quick little joke from the show. Audio isn’t great, and the coloring was a bit funky, so I put it in black and white so it’s easier to see (actually kinda stylish and cool too!), and I’m going to start trying to release more content like this, just get more stuff out there.

Anywho, it’s a joke I’ve been working on for the past few months, and I think this is a pretty good representation of it overall. I always feel weird about putting jokes on the internet. You always want people to like it and it never feels like it’s good enough or ready. You always feel like you could have gotten a better version of it somehow. Hope you enjoy it and check out Scotty’s shows, just facebook “comedy commune”. They are an absolute blast. I present to you, the joke, “Yelp, Yelp” – The Weiss

Also, here is the Facebook version if you’d prefer to check it out HERE!

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