• Hello!

    My name is Lance. I am a NYC stand-up comedian. I really like it. This is my website related to all that jazz. I hope you enjoy your stay here. Then go eat something delicious. You deserve it.

    *Click Here To Sign up for Comedy Updates!
  • See Lance Live @ Carolines on Broadway

    Every Thursday Night @ 9:30pm!

    Click Here For Tickets!
  • CNBC’s "Common Cents"

    See Lance as co-host of the show on CNBC.com

    Check it!

New Podcast – The Theft Forum!

I did this podcast while I was down in Austin a few months back for the Out Of Bounds Comedy Festival. I talk about the biz! Check it!!

Listen here – http://ec.libsyn.com/p/0/d/2/0d22a66c1b58bea7/Lance_Weiss_Episode_14.mp3?d13a76d516d9dec20c3d276ce028ed5089ab1ce3dae902ea1d01cd8f36d5c058ca65&c_id=5218263

or on itunes – I’m episode #14 – https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-theft-forum/id551047216

Thanks to Scott Hearne for having me on!

A Scooter Boys Christmas!

Happy Holidays from all of us at Scooter Boys!
Check out previous episodes here – http://scooterboys.tumblr.com/

NBC’s “The Today Show”


Two weeks ago, I went on “The Today Show” as part of Lucky Magazine’s Halloween Fashion Ideas. It was fun. I come out and strike a sweet pose as Andy Warhol with Bianca Jaggar. Whoopie for showbiz!

Here is the link to the segment. We are at the very end of the clip: http://video.today.msnbc.msn.com/today/49568288#49551273

Scooter Boys Episode #6 is here!

Check out all the Episodes by clicking the Scooter Boys Tab in the Menu above!!

I’m on hulu!

Screen shot 2012-10-16 at 3.37.07 PM

I am now on hulu! (and this is the face I make right before I make out with you) I’m in this episode for ComedyTime’s Quicklaffs. If you’re a standup fan, they have a bunch of cool clips from comedians from all over the country. Cool stuff at the links below:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/392965 (episode I’m in)

Weiss on Instagram!

Three legendary comics take in a boxing match @barclayscenter. #boxing #comedy #russellpeters #barclayscenter #fightnight #brooklyn #nyc
Hanging with an awesome crew at Carolines the other night.
Tonight @ 930pm! GRAB THEM BY THE POLITICS @carolinesonbway #comedy #nyc #funny #midtown #politics #trump #antitrump #makenylaugh #thursdaybreak #seanspicer #mikepence
Princeton, NJ #princeton
The Crew at Princeton, NJ's Catch A Rising Star. #showbiz
Princeton, NJ
Princeton, NJ
Last night's "Gandhi, Is That You?" had awesome sets from the great Greer Barnes and Judah Friendlander. Best of the best! 
Gandhishow.com. Every Weds @ 9pm @ Lucky Jacks Bar. NYC.

#nyc #comedy #les #standup
Train view somewhere in CT.
BOSTON! #boston #downtownboston
My first Clay Pot Rice. Classic Salted Chicken and Chinese Sausage. #boston
Boston. #boston


© Copyright - Lance Weiss 2017 - WA Crew Prod