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    My name is Lance. I am a NYC stand-up comedian. I also write and act in things. I really like it. This is my website related to all that jazz. I hope you enjoy your stay here. Then go eat something delicious. You deserve it.

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New Podcast – The Theft Forum!

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I did this podcast while I was down in Austin a few months back for the Out Of Bounds Comedy Festival. I talk about the biz! Check it!!

Listen here – http://ec.libsyn.com/p/0/d/2/0d22a66c1b58bea7/Lance_Weiss_Episode_14.mp3?d13a76d516d9dec20c3d276ce028ed5089ab1ce3dae902ea1d01cd8f36d5c058ca65&c_id=5218263

or on itunes – I’m episode #14 – https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-theft-forum/id551047216

Thanks to Scott Hearne for having me on!

A Scooter Boys Christmas!

Happy Holidays from all of us at Scooter Boys!
Check out previous episodes here – http://scooterboys.tumblr.com/

NBC’s “The Today Show”

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Two weeks ago, I went on “The Today Show” as part of Lucky Magazine’s Halloween Fashion Ideas. It was fun. I come out and strike a sweet pose as Andy Warhol with Bianca Jaggar. Whoopie for showbiz!

Here is the link to the segment. We are at the very end of the clip: http://video.today.msnbc.msn.com/today/49568288#49551273

Scooter Boys Episode #6 is here!

Check out all the Episodes by clicking the Scooter Boys Tab in the Menu above!!

I’m on hulu!

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I am now on hulu! (and this is the face I make right before I make out with you) I’m in this episode for ComedyTime’s Quicklaffs. If you’re a standup fan, they have a bunch of cool clips from comedians from all over the country. Cool stuff at the links below:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/392965 (episode I’m in)
http://www.Comedytime.com
http://www.youtube.com/ComedyTimeDir
http://www.facebook.com/ComedyTimeTV

Weiss on Instagram!

LINEUP = Tonight @ 9pm!!!!!! @luckyjacksnyc. Awesome standup comedy show!! GANDHISHOW.COM. 129 Orchard St. 9pm. NYC. #comedy #freecomedy #nyc #newyork #newyorkcity #nycarts #nycartscene #les #manhattan #showbiz #funny #haha #comedians #freethingstodo #entertainment #fun #comics #freethingstodoinnyc #downtown #summerfun #arts #Lowereastside #2017 #july
Sometimes I take pictures and don't post them because I get tired and I just want to enjoy the present time. I'm doing my best to not live on my phone when I'm hanging out with actual people having a fun time. Here is a pic I took a while back with some killer peeps. Great crew here. Love these bros. #comedy #nyc #nyccomedy #nycarts #nycartscene #standup #standupcomedy #showbiz #macdougal #fun #bros #comedians
Hanging with my peeps. #rowayton #rowaytonct #norwalk #comedy #standup #standupcomedy
Hanging with these funny peeps! Bitches Brew Comedy Show is awesome!!! #nyc #nyccomedy #nycartscene #nycarts #comedy #comedyevents #brooklyn
Summer. #nyc #brooklyn #greenpoint #beers #sunset #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #boats #photography
Gandhi Show Comedy Crew @ucbtny #nyc #standup #standupcomedy #manhattan #comedy #newyorkcity🗽 #newyork #LES
Quick meeting with the bros. Lemon, Glyn, Weiss. #nyc #columbuscircle, #manhattan #newyorkcity🗽 #newyork
"Donuts with my dude" at my niece Maggie's school. We crushed it this morning.
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Tonight's Gandhi Show featured these 3 comedy legends. Absolute best of the best. Pick out any combination of comics, you can't beat these 3, you can only match it. DC Benny. Greer Barnes. Judah Friedlander. Very awesome. #gandhishow #luckyjacksbar #nyc #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #funny #haha #manhattan #newyorkcity🗽
Legends and Up-n-comers. If you know comedy you know it can't get funnier than these 2 beasts. Greer Barnes. DC Benny. Brendan Fitzgibbons. Lance Weiss. #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #arts #nyc #entertainment #showbiz #les #luckyjacksbar #haha #funniestdudesonplanetearth
Just picked up my copy of @surfer_magazine to support the crew. @toddglaser @kellyslater Awesome!!!!!

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