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    My name is Lance. I am a NYC stand-up comedian. I also write and act in things. I really like it. This is my website related to all that jazz. I hope you enjoy your stay here. Then go eat something delicious. You deserve it.

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Out Of Bounds Comedy Festival!

Austin! – I will be performing in your sweet southern town August 31 & September 1 as part of the Out of Bounds Comedy Festival. I’ve never been to Austin, but I’ve heard great things and I’m super pumped up about it!

I’m on the 8:00pm show Friday and then the 9:30pm Saturday – both at the Velveeta Room.

Check out the shows here. See you out there!

“Possessed”

New Kandid Film with Gandhi Films and The Miracle Workers!

We shot this bad boy a few months back. Kandid Films is responsible for it and Gandhi Films and The Miracle Workers had a hand in the production. Enjoy!!

Brendan Fitzgibbons and Gandhi Live Show on Bravo tonight!

TONIGHT @ 7pm on Bravo – Gandhi Crew Member Brendan Fitzgibbons is on “The Love Broker”. They filmed the first part of the show at Gandhi @ Lucky Jacks Bar a few months back. In it briefly at the beginning are myself (I play a bartender for 2 seconds, haha) and also Gandhi Crew Member Kyle Fincham, as well as many other of my peeps. And of course – Brendan works it the whole episode! Check it out tonight on your tv’s!!

http://www.bravotv.com/love-broker/season-1/episode-6-brendan-and-marc-love-is-no-joke

Kyle Fincham at Carolines August 16th @ 10pm!

This Thursday, August 16th @ 10pm, Gandhi Crew Member Kyle Fincham Headlines Carolines on Broadway!!!!!!! Check it out!!!!

Make sure you purchase your tickets at www.carolines.com and use discount code “COB10” for half-price tickets.

Asheville Comedy Festival!

Dear Asheville Peeps, I will be performing in your sweet sweet town on Saturday, August 18th @ 9:30pm @ the Diana Worthham Theater. Hope to see you there!

Tickets can be purchased here (It’s a Showcase show with Tom Simmons Headlining it):
http://www.laughstub.com/buyTicket.cfm?showTimingID=160673&buy

Weiss on Instagram!

LINEUP = Tonight @ 9pm!!!!!! @luckyjacksnyc. Awesome standup comedy show!! GANDHISHOW.COM. 129 Orchard St. 9pm. NYC. #comedy #freecomedy #nyc #newyork #newyorkcity #nycarts #nycartscene #les #manhattan #showbiz #funny #haha #comedians #freethingstodo #entertainment #fun #comics #freethingstodoinnyc #downtown #summerfun #arts #Lowereastside #2017 #july
Sometimes I take pictures and don't post them because I get tired and I just want to enjoy the present time. I'm doing my best to not live on my phone when I'm hanging out with actual people having a fun time. Here is a pic I took a while back with some killer peeps. Great crew here. Love these bros. #comedy #nyc #nyccomedy #nycarts #nycartscene #standup #standupcomedy #showbiz #macdougal #fun #bros #comedians
Hanging with my peeps. #rowayton #rowaytonct #norwalk #comedy #standup #standupcomedy
Hanging with these funny peeps! Bitches Brew Comedy Show is awesome!!! #nyc #nyccomedy #nycartscene #nycarts #comedy #comedyevents #brooklyn
Summer. #nyc #brooklyn #greenpoint #beers #sunset #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #boats #photography
Gandhi Show Comedy Crew @ucbtny #nyc #standup #standupcomedy #manhattan #comedy #newyorkcity🗽 #newyork #LES
Quick meeting with the bros. Lemon, Glyn, Weiss. #nyc #columbuscircle, #manhattan #newyorkcity🗽 #newyork
"Donuts with my dude" at my niece Maggie's school. We crushed it this morning.
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Tonight's Gandhi Show featured these 3 comedy legends. Absolute best of the best. Pick out any combination of comics, you can't beat these 3, you can only match it. DC Benny. Greer Barnes. Judah Friedlander. Very awesome. #gandhishow #luckyjacksbar #nyc #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #funny #haha #manhattan #newyorkcity🗽
Legends and Up-n-comers. If you know comedy you know it can't get funnier than these 2 beasts. Greer Barnes. DC Benny. Brendan Fitzgibbons. Lance Weiss. #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #arts #nyc #entertainment #showbiz #les #luckyjacksbar #haha #funniestdudesonplanetearth
Just picked up my copy of @surfer_magazine to support the crew. @toddglaser @kellyslater Awesome!!!!!

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