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Out Of Bounds Comedy Festival!

Austin! – I will be performing in your sweet southern town August 31 & September 1 as part of the Out of Bounds Comedy Festival. I’ve never been to Austin, but I’ve heard great things and I’m super pumped up about it!

I’m on the 8:00pm show Friday and then the 9:30pm Saturday – both at the Velveeta Room.

Check out the shows here. See you out there!


New Kandid Film with Gandhi Films and The Miracle Workers!

We shot this bad boy a few months back. Kandid Films is responsible for it and Gandhi Films and The Miracle Workers had a hand in the production. Enjoy!!

Brendan Fitzgibbons and Gandhi Live Show on Bravo tonight!

TONIGHT @ 7pm on Bravo – Gandhi Crew Member Brendan Fitzgibbons is on “The Love Broker”. They filmed the first part of the show at Gandhi @ Lucky Jacks Bar a few months back. In it briefly at the beginning are myself (I play a bartender for 2 seconds, haha) and also Gandhi Crew Member Kyle Fincham, as well as many other of my peeps. And of course – Brendan works it the whole episode! Check it out tonight on your tv’s!!


Kyle Fincham at Carolines August 16th @ 10pm!

This Thursday, August 16th @ 10pm, Gandhi Crew Member Kyle Fincham Headlines Carolines on Broadway!!!!!!! Check it out!!!!

Make sure you purchase your tickets at www.carolines.com and use discount code “COB10” for half-price tickets.

Asheville Comedy Festival!

Dear Asheville Peeps, I will be performing in your sweet sweet town on Saturday, August 18th @ 9:30pm @ the Diana Worthham Theater. Hope to see you there!

Tickets can be purchased here (It’s a Showcase show with Tom Simmons Headlining it):

Weiss on Instagram!

Three legendary comics take in a boxing match @barclayscenter. #boxing #comedy #russellpeters #barclayscenter #fightnight #brooklyn #nyc
Hanging with an awesome crew at Carolines the other night.
Tonight @ 930pm! GRAB THEM BY THE POLITICS @carolinesonbway #comedy #nyc #funny #midtown #politics #trump #antitrump #makenylaugh #thursdaybreak #seanspicer #mikepence
Princeton, NJ #princeton
The Crew at Princeton, NJ's Catch A Rising Star. #showbiz
Princeton, NJ
Princeton, NJ
Last night's "Gandhi, Is That You?" had awesome sets from the great Greer Barnes and Judah Friendlander. Best of the best! 
Gandhishow.com. Every Weds @ 9pm @ Lucky Jacks Bar. NYC.

#nyc #comedy #les #standup
Train view somewhere in CT.
BOSTON! #boston #downtownboston
My first Clay Pot Rice. Classic Salted Chicken and Chinese Sausage. #boston
Boston. #boston


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