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    My name is Lance. I am a NYC stand-up comedian. I also write and act in things. I really like it. This is my website related to all that jazz. I hope you enjoy your stay here. Then go eat something delicious. You deserve it.

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New Podcast – The Theft Forum!

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I did this podcast while I was down in Austin a few months back for the Out Of Bounds Comedy Festival. I talk about the biz! Check it!!

Listen here – http://ec.libsyn.com/p/0/d/2/0d22a66c1b58bea7/Lance_Weiss_Episode_14.mp3?d13a76d516d9dec20c3d276ce028ed5089ab1ce3dae902ea1d01cd8f36d5c058ca65&c_id=5218263

or on itunes – I’m episode #14 – https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-theft-forum/id551047216

Thanks to Scott Hearne for having me on!

A Scooter Boys Christmas!

Happy Holidays from all of us at Scooter Boys!
Check out previous episodes here – http://scooterboys.tumblr.com/

NBC’s “The Today Show”

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Two weeks ago, I went on “The Today Show” as part of Lucky Magazine’s Halloween Fashion Ideas. It was fun. I come out and strike a sweet pose as Andy Warhol with Bianca Jaggar. Whoopie for showbiz!

Here is the link to the segment. We are at the very end of the clip: http://video.today.msnbc.msn.com/today/49568288#49551273

Scooter Boys Episode #6 is here!

Check out all the Episodes by clicking the Scooter Boys Tab in the Menu above!!

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**TONIGHT @ 8PM - YONKERS, NY!** Awesome comedy show @empireccasino with @therealdcbenny, and @lanceweisscomedy. Empirecitycasino.com. #yonkers #yonkersny #comedy #empirecity #empirecitycasino #empirecasino #entertainment #standupcomics #standup #comedyshow #comedy #nystate #casino #fun #hudsonvalleyarts #hudsonvalleyny #hudsonvalley #westchester #westchesterny
Thursday, November 30th @ 9:30pm @carolinesonbway. Gandhi Show! Use discount code GANDHI at checkout for $10 tix! Carolines.com. #nycarts #nyccomedy #nyc #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #midtown #manhattan #arts #broadway #carolinesonbroadway #comics #comedians #funnypeople #funny #haha #fun #showbiz #nightlife #funthingstodo #funthingstodoinnyc #thursday #standupcomics #standupcomedians #standup #standupcomedy
Tonight 8pm & tomorrow 8pm & 10pm @catchprinceton with my pals @sethzog and @spericaa. Come rock with us! #comedyshow #comedy #princeton #newjersey #comics #thisweekend #standupcomics #standupcomedians #funnypeople #pals #fun #funny
Hanging with my comedy peeps Julia and LaTice. Awesome! #comedians #comedyshow #comedy #standupcomics #standup #love #fun #greenpoint #brooklyn #brooklynarts #liveinthenow #showbiz #nycarts #nycnightlife
Saturday Night in Highland, NY! 8pm @badseedcider. Come party with us. Tix  at gandishow.com.

#comedy #highland #poughkeepsie #hudsonvalleyarts #hudson #hudsonvalley #upstateny #newpaltz #metronorth #standupcomics #standup #standupcomedians #standupcomedy #nycarts #nyarts #empirestate #fall #fallfun #hudsonvalleyevents #thisweekend #fun #funny #haha #badseedcider #newburgh #fishkill
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LAST GANDHI SHOW @luckyjacksnyc. Tonight @ 9pm! Gandhishow.com. Free Comedy Show and After Party! Come rock it out with us tonight. All are welcome!  #freestandupcomedy #freecomedy #tonight #nyc #nycarts #nycartscene #manhattan #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #lesevents #les #comedy #comedyshow #nycevents #funthingstodoinnyc #funnypeople #funny #comedians #comics #standupcomics #standupcomedians #haha #finale #eastvillage #gotham #love #joy #party
Family of Three. New show. Working the biz with my pals @matthewazark and @lizmiele. Super fun time with my pals @convicts. #nyc #nycarts #greenpoint #brooklyn #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #showbiz #entertainment #nycartscene #brooklynarts #comics #comedians #standupcomics #standupcomedians #shoots #onset #modelo #fun #convicts #convictsnyc #camera #hustle #work #funny #funnypeople #haha #cheerios #cereal #almondmilk #joy
Hanging with my bros at my favorite comedy club @carolinesonbway !
New York City Midtown Sundown. Inspired by the great @mheckerling. #nyc #sunset #midtown #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #manhattan #sun #clouds #buildings #skyscrapers #art #broadway #gothamcity #gotham
Working on a fun project with my peeps @adamglyn, @dhirshon and @shaq. #shaq #shaquilleoneal #tv #film #shaqtin #shaqtinafool #nyc #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #manhattan #arts #business #nba #basketball #fun #sports #models
Yo, check out my man @laughingvlad on EntreNos tonight premiering on HBO Latino! Vlad crushes it in this thing. Awesome night with great peeps. #hbo #hbolatino #nyc #chelseacinepolis #cheslea #manhattan #newyork #newyorkcity🗽 #hbopremiere #comedy #funny #hollywood #entrenos #laughingvlad #tonight #entertainment #showbiz #nycarts #nycartscene

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