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Party With Lance Podcast

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Party With Lance (It Looks Easy If It’s Done Well) – Episode 15

Episode 15 is all the rage. That’s what they are saying at least. Who’s saying it? Me. Is it really all the rage? Sure! You say it, and so it is. I can’t believe I’ve done 15 episodes with zero guests. Unreal, but we made it! I don’t know, do you have to write a description here? For what? Who knows. Let’s try to not write that much. Here’s the stuff!

In this episode, we cover these topics (and a few more):

  • The world is just all about the internet & promoting now.
  • Has the world always been this crazy? Or do we just know more now?
  • I saw F16’s flying over Manhattan. Could I be a jet fighter pilot?
  • You can’t know that much about that many things / nothing is as easy as it looks.
  • I was not given the music or artistic (painting / drawing) gifts.
  • Why I don’t put my phone next to my junk (the wiener & such) or my head.
  • It’s not always paying dues, some people are just mean.
  • You have to make every day count – doing the math on it.
  • I share a joke that is always funny, nearly all the time.
  • If you’re on social media and just post photos of yourself, you’re a psychopath.

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Party With Lance (Fifteen years of stand-up!) – Episode 14

Episode 14 is the first episode that hasn’t come out within a week timespan. I had a super productive & busy week and then also was just feeling tired so I fell a little behind. Anywho, here it goes!

In this episode, we cover these topics (and a few more):

  • Really struggling this week – just tired.
  • My ranking of the Democratic candidates during the debate.
  • 15 years of doing stand-up / My beginnings of doing stand-up comedy.
  • Trying things leads to learning which leads to progress.
  • We really don’t know that much about the brain.
  • Salutations in the North vs. the South and some other differences.
  • Some thoughts on NYC banning single use plastic bags beginning March 1st, 2020.
  • Why does music move our bodies?
  • Slipping on a banana peel / many uses of a banana. Watch out for puddles & holes.
  • Tips on curing a headache.

Episodes, live show dates, videos and more: Partywithlance.com
Twitter: @partywithlance 
Instagram: @partywithlance
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/partywithlance/
Support the Party! = Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/partywithlance

Party With Lance (Valentine’s Day Edition!) – Episode 13

Releasing this podcast on Valentine’s Day, 2020! Whooooo!, Does it have much to do with Valentine’s? Not really, we talk about it a little bit at the end, but we’re also covering a whole bunch of other cool stuff here too! Can you say it’s the “Valentine’s Day Edition” if the content is not fully Valentine’s Day heavy? I don’t know, I got no idea. The internet is real wild. But you know what? I did just title it that, so I guess you can. There, boom, hello!!!!! The internet is stupid. Anywho,

In this episode, we cover these topics (and a few more):

  • I give the weather report for Phoenix, Arizona! – courtesy of weather.com.
  • Maybe I have Seasonal Affective Disorder?
  • I can’t get behind someone who supports Trump. My view has shifted even more.
  • Doing stand-up is like being a baseball batter over and over.
  • A positive factor to overpopulation. A way it helps us relate to one another.
  • Thoughts on leaving a legacy and why it’s stupid.
  • Signal coming from space. Are there aliens?
  • Humans are violent, they made Manhattan.
  • What we think versus what comes out of our mouths. You can’t have a perfect conversation.
  • Valentine’s Day – Do something nice for someone.

Episodes, live show dates, videos and more: Partywithlance.com
Twitter: @partywithlance 
Instagram: @partywithlance
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/partywithlance/
Support the Party! = Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/partywithlance

Party With Lance (Nobody BBQs in winter) – Episode 12

This week’s podcast takes something of a lighter approach in tone. Nothing too serious going down here. Just wasn’t into that sort of thing this week. That’s what makes this a cool medium. You can put it out however you want. I get into some topics, but I took a little break from any topics that are super heavy. But it is fun! And that’s the main point to me anyway, that it’s something fun. That’s the whole goal. Who knows what next week brings!

In this episode, we cover these topics (and a few more):

  • I attempt to give the NYC weather report via weather.com.
  • NYC streets are gross: dead rats, weird liquids, used condoms, etc.
  • Items of efficiency: double knotting shoes vs velcro, zippers, buttons, toggles, sink faucets.
  • I am against pranks for the most part, but I do know a fun April Fool’s Day one I share.
  • The ego it takes to do a solo podcast / to create art / to be a politician.
  • Can you throw something the exact same way if you know it’s rotation?
  • Pet Peeve of the week: Don’t hit “Reply All” on mass emails.
  • Sugar is everywhere – you got to keep dark chocolate around. Cacao!
  • There’s so much detail in everything. Be sure to look around for it.
  • What is a building? What makes a building a building?

Episodes, live show dates, videos and more: Partywithlance.com
Twitter: @partywithlance 
Instagram: @partywithlance
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/partywithlance/
Support the Party! = Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/partywithlance

Party With Lance (The time I broke my leg) – Episode 11

Wow, are these some wild times going on in the government right now or what! It’s totally bonkers. After the vote today by the Senate to not include witnesses in the Impeachment trial, our country will never be the same. It’s quite scary actually. I feel like our political system as we have known it is over. It almost feels like our political system has been bending very poorly for a long time and today it officially broke. Wild times we’re living in. I guess we’ll just have to see how it all plays out here in the future. In the meantime, and perhaps as some break or distraction from all this stuff (and other wild things going on in the world), we got a new episode of the pod!

In this episode, we cover these topics (and a few more):

  • Wuhan, China is huge and list of the world’s biggest cities.
  • News overload: Kobe Bryant, Iran / Iraq, Impeachment trial, Brexit, Grammy’s,
  • Why breaking my leg was one of the best things that ever happened to me.
  • Older people have a lot of knowledge.
  • Coronavirus – what if it killed us all together?
  • Stop reading comments on Youtube, Instagram, social media.
  • You don’t have to do what the world / society tells you to do.
  • Tiny van life, living the life you want.
  • Phones & videos at the gym / taking photos of your food.
  • Randall’s BBQ in the Lower East Side / you can never get bored in NYC.

Episodes, live show dates, videos and more: Partywithlance.com
Twitter: @partywithlance 
Instagram: @partywithlance
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/partywithlance/
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